Jim Gaffigan Explains Why Southerners Are Slow

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  1. Kim Winders

    Kim WindersHour ago

    I so appreciate how funny he is without having to swear or be shockingly disgusting. He is my favorite comedian.

  2. Vincent Ciccone

    Vincent CicconeDay ago

    people are nicer in the south, its a fact. Virginia!!!

  3. Adryen Lyn

    Adryen Lyn4 days ago

    Ahh back when the country was aight.

  4. Z Damon

    Z Damon5 days ago

    These are jokes from his 2nd to last album I think it was. I love him and he is hilarious but damn he repeats his jokes

  5. OMB Pies

    OMB Pies5 days ago

    who came here thinking he was referring to their brains ?? (ahem! question from a southern one of course)

  6. sasquatch***1 234

    sasquatch***1 2346 days ago

    Garlic knots....a side of 2 barrels of wine!!! What could be better?

  7. itheuser First

    itheuser First7 days ago

    Southerners are callous. Like insects.

  8. Phil L

    Phil L9 days ago

    The War of Northern Aggression is the reason for the continual Southern bashing. No, the war was not fought for slavery which existed everywhere in the world including North America. Moral platitudes are offered for all wars as a rationalization. We are killing for freedom, we are killing for liberty..it just goes on and on.

  9. Imrahil

    Imrahil14 days ago

    Ahh yes, I am very fond of bread humor

  10. Richard Conner

    Richard Conner15 days ago

    HINDU SAINT NEEM KAROLI BABA WHO TRANSITIONED IN 1973, MADE GASOLINE OUT OF WATER,BUTTER OUT OF WATER,MANIFESTED A DOZEN ORANGES FROM 1 ORANGE,PULLED BRAND NEW RUPEE BILLS OUT OF A BRAZIER.NEVER DID ANY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES THOUGH,HE WAS A TEE TOTTELER. IF HE COULD DO THAT,SO COULD JESUS CHRIST.

  11. okrajoe

    okrajoe16 days ago

    Great, now I'm hungry for some biscuits.

  12. Calvin Franklin

    Calvin Franklin18 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣😅

  13. Stewart Ellis

    Stewart Ellis19 days ago

    From Mississippi. Dudes on point. We all eat horribly.

  14. maxthereof

    maxthereof19 days ago

    I guess I don't need to go watch his stand-up now he just did his routine on Conan z z z

  15. The Internet Killed Music

    The Internet Killed Music19 days ago

    Seems like a nice guy but he is not funny enough to be this hyped and forced upon everyone. Although it makes a change from Bill Burr.

  16. Celena Oxley

    Celena Oxley20 days ago

    He is my favorite comedian. Celena from Trinidad 🇹🇹!

  17. Tristan Hand

    Tristan Hand21 day ago

    This guy is stupid I learned how to work a microwave at the age of 4. We southerners don't talk like old people. We are hard yet fast workers we make cotton so that ya'll don't walk the streets naked so if your going to say harsh things about us than walk the streets naked. You are most likely a liberal working with the Illuminati. You are not right to judge were we are born and how we do things if you only took a 3 day trip to the south. I'm 13 and i typed this in about 15 sec.

  18. Bleeding Eye Watcher

    Bleeding Eye Watcher25 days ago

    I’m a northerner who recently moved to the south, and literally everything he’s saying here is true. It’s funny because it’s 100% true. Except for the friendly part.

  19. Jason Lewis

    Jason Lewis27 days ago

    Like Jim, I'm from the midwest and this definitely applies to us as well.

  20. Mark Furini

    Mark Furini27 days ago

    That cinnamon role joke is a now classic. I will steal that one just like Amy Scheumer steals ALL her jokes.

  21. Daniel Fisch

    Daniel Fisch29 days ago

    Cinnamon roll lol

  22. Matthew Graybill

    Matthew GraybillMonth ago

    I bet when he wants to retire he’ll move down here ...

  23. General Griffith

    General GriffithMonth ago

    It’s true

  24. blackappy

    blackappyMonth ago

    He's not very funny.

  25. Clark Kent

    Clark KentMonth ago

    this guy is funny! but did you notice the moment he starting joking about Jesus the whole atmosphere changed and it was as if everyone were holding their breath?! very fascinating! there is power in the name of Jesus! even when they are jesting there is something noble and powerful about that name that causes everyone to be still and carry a holy fear in their hearts when he is spoken of; whether good bad or indifferent....

  26. Catryn Anaiya

    Catryn AnaiyaMonth ago

    As a southerner I can confirm this to be 100% accurate

  27. Tanner Jordan

    Tanner JordanMonth ago

    Thank you for not calling us all dumb man, major respect ! And long live the south baby 😁

  28. Dark Eagle777777

    Dark Eagle777777Month ago

    Ok, I shouldn't have been so mean in my last comment since he loves Jesus...I'm sorry

  29. El Tigre

    El TigreMonth ago

    If the heat in the south is what makes southerners slow , then people in Phoenix should be immobile .

  30. El Tigre

    El TigreMonth ago

    People are nicer in the south that's why they had all those jim crow Laws .

  31. Mawmaw Sue

    Mawmaw SueMonth ago

    reminded me what P.E.T.A. means to me: PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS and just for a thought vegans COULD become food if necessary and I did say COULD NOT WOULD...... Just a thought.

  32. M

    M2 months ago

    It will be a Supper!

  33. The Godfather

    The Godfather2 months ago

    Coming from a fat ass himself lol

  34. CrimsonTiger

    CrimsonTiger2 months ago

    2:17 Ok....... he has a point......... when i was little i would eat sticks of butter and blamed it on my brother....... and then my grandma caught me eating a whole tub of butter behind her couch with a spoon.

  35. Philippines - Darrell Cheeks

    Philippines - Darrell Cheeks2 months ago

    From the south, love the south and btw why all the snow birds want to come here - STAY HOME SUCKERS

  36. Hope McCleantown

    Hope McCleantown2 months ago

    he aint wrong

  37. Juan Betancourt

    Juan Betancourt2 months ago

    Atlanta Women Are Whores

  38. Ricahrd P'Brien

    Ricahrd P'Brien2 months ago

    Many Southerners can actually "cipher in their heads.' I live in Texas and have witnesses it myself.

  39. nature man Eli 2

    nature man Eli 22 months ago

    Shut up your dumb

  40. nashville slim

    nashville slim2 months ago

    It's the heat, suupidd.

  41. ty mccormick vlogs and more

    ty mccormick vlogs and more2 months ago

    I'm a proud Southerner...and this is great

  42. monikag1323

    monikag13232 months ago

    You're gathering 12 Jews together, of COURSE there's going to be FOOD!!!! (Chill out people, I'm a tribe member)

  43. Young Frankenstein

    Young Frankenstein2 months ago

    *Jesus is looking at the bill after the Last Supper. He sighs, closes his eyes and rubs the bridge of his nose, and asks, "Alright, why... why would any of you order the wine?".*

  44. Rod C.

    Rod C.2 months ago

    Loved Jim in Super Troopers.

  45. SportDiver 2

    SportDiver 22 months ago

    It's all JEWS. They aren't white European. They hate the European Aryan. Jews are Neanderthal gene pool

  46. sa65cn1

    sa65cn12 months ago

    As a Southerner,New Orleans, is my hometown and WE ARE SLOW because it is literally in the high 90's most of the year, who wants to move at all!!! Also, fried food is delicious, bad for you , but here only the flavor of the food counts. LOL

  47. underclas

    underclas2 months ago

    This is why I hate Hollywood. They make the majority of the media and they hate anyone that's southern or rural or outside their urban comfort zone and I really don't get why we eat this garbage up. It's literally insulting us right in the face and calling us stupid sure maybe we aren't the brightest bunch but you don't have to insult us left and right on almost anything.

  48. Bleeding Eye Watcher

    Bleeding Eye Watcher25 days ago

    He literally said this isn’t about intelligence and he mocked his own weight as well. You’re only offended because you want to be.

  49. Bob Bedford

    Bob BedfordMonth ago

    It's not only southerners that get stereotyped by Hollywood. They have stereotypes for all genders, races, ethnicities, and even species!

  50. Maggie Houser

    Maggie Houser2 months ago

    ...are you telling me that some people don’t eat biscuits and gravy for breakfast??

  51. Michelle Albers

    Michelle Albers2 months ago

    The south is lives up to the stereotype....people are very slow...

  52. Jay Marsh

    Jay Marsh3 months ago

    It was barely loaves that he multiplied...

  53. Sharon Chunn

    Sharon Chunn3 months ago

    Lmao too funny

  54. Bongo Frenzy

    Bongo Frenzy3 months ago

    I'm a fat earther.

  55. Flip Wilson

    Flip Wilson3 months ago

    Explain why your not funny oxygen thief

  56. jeremy stewert

    jeremy stewert3 months ago

    I worked for Tyson foods for a while and had to move to Iowa, the coldest place on earth. Anyway one of the guys I made friends with was talking with me one day and we got to discussing drinking culture in the south. I said, you have your dry counties, you can't purchase alcohol, and your wet counties, your counties to purchase. He looked at me and said, "Dry county? It rains more in one county than another in the south?" And y'all call us stupid in the south. I always noticed that yankees are extremely rude. If you say hello or yes ma'am or sir they're taken back. A lot different from Arkansas.

  57. Ted Heavy

    Ted Heavy3 months ago

    Says the guy thats so fat his shirt gaps open at the bottom because his gut is so big.

  58. Žan Ujčič

    Žan Ujčič3 months ago

    Implying Pumpernickel isn't the best bread...

  59. root loggins

    root loggins3 months ago

    He needs to be slapped in the face with a shitty diaper

  60. Danny Rivas

    Danny Rivas3 months ago

    Funny mofo

  61. Lucille 11

    Lucille 113 months ago

    Jim's from my hometown love this guy

  62. cynji74cj

    cynji74cj3 months ago

    Omg!! Love this guy!! Soo frkn witty!!

  63. Brent Evans

    Brent Evans3 months ago

    People Fat as Gaffigan is pressing their luck telling Jesus jokes 🙏

  64. omicron leonis

    omicron leonis3 months ago

    This from a man who sounds like he was kicked in the head by a horse.

  65. Joe M.

    Joe M.3 months ago

    In Florida, the further NORTH you go it gets more southern.

  66. All Abored

    All Abored3 months ago

    His hands look like whitehot's

  67. mike leo

    mike leo3 months ago

    We do eat biscuits and gravy, also we eat a lot of grits and eggs with sausage or ham or bacon, with buttered toast and jelly. I myself have Honeynut Cherrios most mornings now from years of the aforementioned diet. Cholesterol was up a smidgin.

  68. Storm Warning

    Storm Warning3 months ago

    If southerners are slow, they've never lived and worked in Dallas, Houston, Miami, Atlanta, Nashville, Memphis, New Orleans or Charlotte. This show is the worst stereotype.

  69. Nico Luciens

    Nico Luciens3 months ago

    Too true.

  70. Cathy T

    Cathy T3 months ago

    This fool is disrespectful and NOT FUNNY at all. I wouldnt go see him as a stand up comedian if someone gave me a free ticket . What a waste of air 😝

  71. Truth Hurts

    Truth Hurts3 months ago

    👍👍👍👍

  72. sam kupper

    sam kupper3 months ago

    food and inbreeding?

  73. linda maddox

    linda maddox3 months ago

    It used to be a bottle of Coke with peanuts in it for breakfast in the car on the way to work. They closed Glady's Knights chicken and waffles down here so that's harder to get anymore (dammit) .

  74. Toni Shmony

    Toni Shmony3 months ago

    Time for cement

  75. Ronnie Prevatt

    Ronnie Prevatt3 months ago

    We live good in the south. Stay your ass up north we don’t need you

  76. Denzel Wilksch

    Denzel Wilksch3 months ago

    "Oh, its good stuff"

  77. William Smith

    William Smith3 months ago

    I bet jim fagagain wont go to the south and say that. Lol

  78. Heart XO

    Heart XO3 months ago

    I was today years old when I learned people outside the south don't eat biscuits and gravy for breakfast

  79. Rosie Content

    Rosie Content3 months ago

    Lol! He's RIGHT! I am from the south.. The food is atrocious More butter. Can we fry it? Sprinkle some sugar on it. Vegetables? Naw... Or if yes then cook it for 12 hours with some fatback

  80. Steven Iavarone

    Steven Iavarone3 months ago

    I went to Tennessee for 3 weeks & loved the food, culture, Wilderness, Smokey Mts-went backpacking, visited a State Park, traveled off the beaten path & the People were kind etc.

  81. Stranger- Muff

    Stranger- Muff3 months ago

    A fat guy telling southerners that there eating unhealthy and there slow and fat.

  82. Bullitt 1776

    Bullitt 17763 months ago

    We're slower because it's hot.

  83. cards0486

    cards04863 months ago

    minutes to pee, wash your hands, and eat lunch you move and eat quickly. Going out with friends you’re always the first one finished eating. So it all depends on the situation. And if he doesn’t like biscuits and gravy for ANY meal he’s not as smart as he thinks he is.

  84. Q the omnipotent

    Q the omnipotent3 months ago

    What is yellow, obnoxious, rude, arrogant and screams? A bus full of Yankees going over a cliff.

  85. Q the omnipotent

    Q the omnipotent3 months ago

    Laugh at yourself people.

  86. sa65cn1

    sa65cn13 months ago

    I know this guy is a comedian, but he is right about the south. Things are easier here because it is damn hot. Try doing a bit on New Orleans, you could find much more than biscuits and gross white gravy here.

  87. DmY808

    DmY8083 months ago

    Hawaiians make southerners seem quick witted.

  88. Michael Phillips

    Michael Phillips4 months ago

    He's right about one thing. Southerners are usually friendly people as I am from Texas. But the rest of what he said was kind of racist. We all don't eat food that makes us fat, and we are not slow from lack of energy and we're not always eating unhealthy foods and it's a burning offensive stereotype I am damn sick of and sick of people making offensive jokes about and he's one to talk, he's big like an elephant.

  89. HPRshredder

    HPRshredder4 months ago

    This is all old material. And you know they rehearsed it before. Bunch of fakers.

  90. Hefty StarLord

    Hefty StarLord4 months ago

    As a southerner, he’s really not that far off. Love me some scratch made biscuits with some sausage gravy.

  91. X Marks

    X Marks4 months ago

    These guys are delusional: they are PINK; not white.

  92. Nkryptchon 01

    Nkryptchon 014 months ago

    STUPID is more like it. Ignant is more like it. Rude big mouth fools are more like it.

  93. dtopandgo

    dtopandgo4 months ago

    ive been down south. There is a reason why they are slow...retards

  94. Fatty Ninja

    Fatty Ninja4 months ago

    Southerners move slow because they're obese. Clinically obese. I've never seen so many handicap parking spaces until I went down south.

  95. Rheanna Cave

    Rheanna Cave4 months ago

    He felt he needed to explain... haha

  96. Craig Killebrew

    Craig Killebrew4 months ago

    So funny it would have been funnier without Conan

  97. jtomasik

    jtomasik4 months ago

    His Jesus bits are so funny.

  98. tcwaterdrill

    tcwaterdrill4 months ago

    I have known some really good Yankees in my life growing up in the South. They all moved back up North.

  99. Elijah McCormick

    Elijah McCormick4 months ago

    Very true. Biscuits and gravy is my favorite breakfast food

  100. Carms C.P.

    Carms C.P.4 months ago

    "I'm preparing for a big role. A cinnamon roll. " YEAH! Hahahaha

  101. Thomas Smith

    Thomas Smith4 months ago

    😂

  102. OzCo's Gaming

    OzCo's Gaming4 months ago

    He's a pretty funny man but the funnier thing about this video is Will Arnett's laughing after he makes jokes everytime.

  103. Miller Forester

    Miller Forester4 months ago

    Hey, eat this ! It's OK for fat people to make fat jokes, I are wun.