Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha


  1. DA Casiano

    DA Casiano52 minutes ago


  2. char

    charHour ago

    2:17-3:35 is basically the plot of dexter

  3. That guy

    That guyHour ago

    Seems like they've been watching a little too much Dexter

  4. Setrayen

    Setrayen2 hours ago

    Mark gets his shovel out

  5. Dakota Lawalin

    Dakota Lawalin3 hours ago

    someone's been watching too much Dexter

  6. Fun with the not so guy

    Fun with the not so guy3 hours ago

    Totally convinced by the title

  7. BeKoe

    BeKoe4 hours ago

    This is the definition of taking a bit too far. 😰

  8. AwsomeSquirrel

    AwsomeSquirrel5 hours ago

    I recited Mark's "I make people dissapear" murder scenario to a friend, haven't hear from them

  9. Ricardo Rodriguez

    Ricardo Rodriguez5 hours ago

    9:32 imagine mark in Season 5 of Escape the night :) ;) IMAGINE.... and ethan wait maybe not ethan I dont know about ethan 75 percent ethan 100 percent mark

  10. Brandon Elrod

    Brandon Elrod5 hours ago

    MReporter: Unregulated axe throwing? THE CHILDREN MUST NOT SEE THIS *age restricts video* This video: *exists* MReporter: MReporter: Ah, yes, this is fine.

  11. Dancing Lamb

    Dancing Lamb6 hours ago

    When I read the title I immediately got flashbacks to the first sensory deprivation chamber episode

  12. Raphaeloking

    Raphaeloking6 hours ago

    Mom pick me up, im scared

  13. Kramer 07

    Kramer 078 hours ago

    I’m scared

  14. Pine Dragon

    Pine Dragon10 hours ago

    This is the real reason they made the fake body

  15. Nova !

    Nova !12 hours ago

    My mom: Oh what creepy actors! They’re so good at acting! Also Mom: *sees **12:18* “rachel stop watching this it’s bad for your health and crank’s health too I guess”

  16. 4L13n

    4L13n12 hours ago

    Cashier: Man, these guys sure do like melons'...

  17. Lyle Caraang

    Lyle Caraang12 hours ago

    Darkiplier making his way back out of markiplier

  18. Koryuusei

    Koryuusei12 hours ago

    I'm not sure which one worries me more...lol

  19. Denki Kaminari

    Denki Kaminari13 hours ago

    I was actually unsettled watching this.

  20. iodineclip

    iodineclip14 hours ago

    I love this channel, it has no ads.

  21. AlejandroAlex Munoz

    AlejandroAlex Munoz17 hours ago

    Dont be stubborn

  22. Doot Doot Gutsu

    Doot Doot Gutsu18 hours ago

    This gave me a huge craving for watermelon

  23. Gunner Zessau

    Gunner Zessau20 hours ago

    Quick tip for murdering with a hammer: go with a ball peen hammer the ball part of the hammer puts more force on a smaller area

  24. Mario Montes

    Mario Montes23 hours ago

    Why did this make me really angry at Mark and Ethan?

  25. Kaye Duhhh

    Kaye DuhhhDay ago

    Totally a joke, guys. No one needs to look into this or even just keep an eye on them. Just...a joke.

  26. Rose Exe

    Rose ExeDay ago

    I just got an ad for online therapy when i clicked on this video😂☠

  27. Your Mom Loser UwU

    Your Mom Loser UwUDay ago

    this makes me very uncomfortable-

  28. THE PEAR

    THE PEARDay ago

    Is this the sequel to dexter

  29. This Ain't it Chief

    This Ain't it ChiefDay ago

    I think we know what is actually going to happen at the end of their year.

  30. Kai Crocker

    Kai CrockerDay ago

    the last video on this channel is gonna be these two searching for each other and the winner lives and gets the others channel

  31. Crashing Cart

    Crashing CartDay ago

    Mark is more like a cunning sociopath and Ethan is a unhinged psychopath in this video

  32. Salty Cracker

    Salty CrackerDay ago

    *me having a nice time watching this video* Oh haha they gave it pubic hair *somehow remembers that a guy in my school only shaves one asscheek* oh nOoOo

  33. Randomness823

    Randomness823Day ago

    Why. Am I grinning so hard. This is delightful.

  34. Daniel Chavez

    Daniel ChavezDay ago

    Darkiplier moments 0:28, 0:38, 1:12, 2:03, 3:10, 11:37

  35. EJM White

    EJM WhiteDay ago

    I like how Ethan said his _"craft room"_ was sound proof and than like ten secounds later said that his "prize" was being too loud so he put tape over it's mouth

  36. Jess The Jedi/ /Gamer

    Jess The Jedi/ /GamerDay ago

    Darkiplier got to Ethan, we need to help him

  37. mohamed hamdoud

    mohamed hamdoudDay ago

    Bet ethan edited this video

  38. Prestodeath201

    Prestodeath201Day ago

    Ethan's scream was amazing... I could listen to it on repeat for hours....

  39. Rógvi Lyngvej

    Rógvi LyngvejDay ago

    slowing the video down makes it creepier. Especially the ending

  40. Blade51

    Blade51Day ago

    At the risk of being carted away by the nice young men in their clean white coats I am so turned on right now xD

  41. Dark Rose

    Dark RoseDay ago

    How am I still getting advertisements on these videos XD MReporter makes no sense to me.

  42. Braie Holbein

    Braie HolbeinDay ago

    All of you need to be an actor

  43. Oh Yeah Yeah army

    Oh Yeah Yeah armyDay ago

    I thought they were wearing bath robes at the begining and that it was gonna be another one of "those" videos

  44. Applesauce Productions

    Applesauce ProductionsDay ago

    how manu watermelons have the bought in the past week??? my math teachers have warned me about him

  45. Demonic Monica

    Demonic MonicaDay ago

    Ok there is two ways this can go: they either become closer than they ever were before because it's a funny joke and they trust each other OR they secretly fear each other and are constantly on high alert with each other while gritting a smile.

  46. Ti-lee Chan

    Ti-lee ChanDay ago

    Those watermelons look real good though

  47. Ella Rastall

    Ella RastallDay ago

    Ethan is really scarring me right now 😯😯😯😯😯

  48. JetSetSkater

    JetSetSkaterDay ago

    You know, some watermelon sounds great right now. Not in season though, sadly.

  49. Alexis LeAnne

    Alexis LeAnneDay ago

    ... I'm scared for both of them lmao

  50. Steven Murillo

    Steven MurilloDay ago

    Unus Annus

  51. ohla300

    ohla300Day ago

    Psycho has entered the Chatt. Lol this was cringe and funny! I'm so sensitive 😩

  52. Crystal Lacy

    Crystal LacyDay ago

    Watermelons are actually a great example of human skulls and everything that they hold. So when you put rubberbands around a watermelon in theory you could do that to a skull

  53. Friggle Fottom

    Friggle FottomDay ago

    Mark: (talking about stabbing Ethan with a syringe) Me: stab in the heart and use the syringe to suck out the blood

  54. Uncooked Waffles

    Uncooked WafflesDay ago

    They are the guys named Dave and Steve who bought 74 melons in that math test in 3rd grade.

  55. Latisha Vivian

    Latisha Vivian2 days ago

    This video is Mark being Neil Patrick Harris’s character in AHS season 4 And Ethan turning into Hannibal real quick

  56. Megan Wilson

    Megan Wilson2 days ago

    Category: *C o m e d y*

  57. CommanderDEV

    CommanderDEV2 days ago

    Well, i finally understand ethan after mark said he has many brains... of course ethan has multiple brains, so much distractions 😂😂😂😂😂

  58. Wolf of Mercury

    Wolf of Mercury2 days ago

    Mark: is a quick killer of maybe vengeance or opportunity Ethan: is a fucking serial killer

  59. Tallonfall

    Tallonfall2 days ago

    The sound design in this video is phenomenal mad props to your guys' editor

  60. Apocalypta 32

    Apocalypta 322 days ago

    The most stereotypical title for Unus Annus. ever.