Apple Wins Capitalism & Parents Enlist “Fortnite” Coaches |The Daily Show

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  1. Timothy

    Timothy7 hours ago

    This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.

  2. Ender Gamer

    Ender Gamer22 hours ago

    Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money

  3. Paul Chung

    Paul Chung2 days ago

    Try hards

  4. zorra578

    zorra5782 days ago

    lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure

  5. MySmart Device

    MySmart Device2 days ago

    Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.

  6. Marzz_Ow

    Marzz_Ow2 days ago

    Anyone need a fortnite coach?

  7. Joshua Kailer

    Joshua Kailer4 days ago

    Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.

  8. ItsReddd

    ItsReddd4 days ago

    This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011

  9. briced0g20002

    briced0g200024 days ago

    I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.

  10. briced0g20002

    briced0g200024 days ago

    Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally

  11. Ernesto Marcos

    Ernesto Marcos4 days ago

    Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.

  12. Ariel Mckenzie

    Ariel Mckenzie5 days ago

    Wtf is going on?!

  13. First Last

    First Last5 days ago

    More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me

  14. Chad Nationalism

    Chad Nationalism5 days ago

    Fortnite is cancer

  15. Alex Rodriguez

    Alex Rodriguez6 days ago

    Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?

  16. Malik Saleh

    Malik Saleh6 days ago

    Gays aren’t cool

  17. Malik Saleh

    Malik Saleh3 days ago

    Chris Random do I really need to explain

  18. Chris Random

    Chris Random4 days ago

    Malik Saleh why

  19. Shock Wave

    Shock Wave6 days ago

    FortNUT

  20. Vincent Latora

    Vincent Latora6 days ago

    Fortnite is literal cancer at this point

  21. jalila love

    jalila love6 days ago

    There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.

  22. Sargent Waag

    Sargent Waag6 days ago

    Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.

  23. Itz Gud

    Itz Gud6 days ago

    YUP ARE NOT POPPY HARLLO

  24. Andre Browne

    Andre Browne6 days ago

    The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.

  25. Eli AP

    Eli AP6 days ago

    Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!" Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  26. Jackson Akins

    Jackson Akins6 days ago

    Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast. Not funny.

  27. Pete Smith

    Pete Smith7 days ago

    Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.

  28. Garrett Carpenter

    Garrett Carpenter7 days ago

    As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.

  29. MobileDecay

    MobileDecay7 days ago

    Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?

  30. Ultra FU

    Ultra FU7 days ago

    Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO

  31. Daniel Garcia

    Daniel Garcia7 days ago

    Yo what constructor is that?

  32. Spartan 212

    Spartan 2127 days ago

    No. Just no.

  33. VenomSn4ke

    VenomSn4ke7 days ago

    Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach

  34. Oshawott315

    Oshawott3157 days ago

    My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...

  35. Rn Shxbby

    Rn Shxbby7 days ago

    Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad

  36. Bobby Shayne

    Bobby Shayne7 days ago

    The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.

  37. Dat

    Dat7 days ago

    Now this is epic 😎

  38. Captain Combat

    Captain Combat7 days ago

    Wish i could block this channel

  39. MadCapMonster

    MadCapMonster7 days ago

    it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)

  40. Armando Sanchez

    Armando Sanchez7 days ago

    fuck you bitch

  41. MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE

    MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE7 days ago

    This is an awful show. Hates America

  42. My name is Del See Oh

    My name is Del See Oh7 days ago

    Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?

  43. Apple The Squirrel

    Apple The Squirrel7 days ago

    screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.

  44. Bean

    Bean7 days ago

    Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.

  45. Shotgun raptor yt

    Shotgun raptor yt7 days ago

    Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence

  46. Rabies Babies

    Rabies Babies7 days ago

    Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.

  47. MccPlayzMC

    MccPlayzMC7 days ago

    VGHS relived

  48. MccPlayzMC

    MccPlayzMC7 days ago

    The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes

  49. BigBewtieHoles

    BigBewtieHoles7 days ago

    hey do u know what bit sucks? :20

  50. Entice .T

    Entice .T7 days ago

    *God left the server*

  51. Grindor Guns

    Grindor Guns7 days ago

    God is like fuck it I'm done

  52. Gabriel Se

    Gabriel Se7 days ago

    I thought this was a onion headline

  53. Bill Kat

    Bill Kat7 days ago

    The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.

  54. Edgar Miller

    Edgar Miller7 days ago

    All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down

  55. Child Of God Jesus That I Only Serve

    Child Of God Jesus That I Only Serve7 days ago

    "Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖" Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV) But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting On those who fear Him, And His righteousness to children’s children, To such as keep His covenant, And to those who remember His commandments to do them. --------------------------------------------------- Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV) "Bear and Share the Burdens" Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load. "Be Generous and Do Good" 6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches. 7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith. "Glory Only in the Cross" 11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation. ------------------------------------------------- "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit" "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel" "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior" "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly" ----------------------------------------------------- Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18 "The Model Prayer" Matthew 6: 10-13 Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, But deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. God Bless You Peace Be With You Jesus Loves You 🙏🔥📖🙌 Video 1 mreporter.net/v/video-1FIzTihe5-M.html Video 2 mreporter.net/v/video-cl5ouvtyAZM.html Video 3 mreporter.net/v/video-QWTSszzYqcE.html Video 4 mreporter.net/v/video-AXzRXb0fHik.html Video 5 mreporter.net/v/video-DuuVbXxvmsI.html Video 6 mreporter.net/v/video-PYWORdzp6Hw.html Video 7 mreporter.net/v/video-qhpL2DVtUVA.html Video 8 mreporter.net/v/video-Ee9L8gz4hcU.html

  56. Diego Correa

    Diego Correa7 days ago

    I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔

  57. Kommandant Joe

    Kommandant Joe7 days ago

    Hey libtard MReporter QUIT RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT

  58. Brian T0obad

    Brian T0obad7 days ago

    Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get. You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕

  59. Glenn Morris

    Glenn Morris7 days ago

    People find this guy funny?

  60. Josh H

    Josh H7 days ago

    Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?

  61. Willy Nelson

    Willy Nelson7 days ago

    Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake

  62. anonEmous

    anonEmous7 days ago

    If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.

  63. JoybuzzahzTV

    JoybuzzahzTV7 days ago

    What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.

  64. JoybuzzahzTV

    JoybuzzahzTV7 days ago

    Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.

  65. Spencer

    Spencer7 days ago

    Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  66. I couldn't think of a username

    I couldn't think of a username7 days ago

    Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.

  67. Samzilla Buddy

    Samzilla Buddy7 days ago

    Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before

  68. LogicalSense

    LogicalSense7 days ago

    Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't last...it's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)

  69. Purpleslimevsgaming 1

    Purpleslimevsgaming 18 days ago

    college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted

  70. small asian

    small asian8 days ago

    Jesus this is weird

  71. eric lin

    eric lin8 days ago

    I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.

  72. XXX

    XXX8 days ago

    Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?

  73. DR6N3L2 25

    DR6N3L2 258 days ago

    Thats fortnite stw

  74. innercircleindustries

    innercircleindustries8 days ago

    trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag

  75. Jambix McHades

    Jambix McHades8 days ago

    Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?

  76. Johnny White

    Johnny White8 days ago

    mr potatohead had sex with a south african black hooker and this guy is their kid. Look at his head.

  77. Mr. krabs the sex addict

    Mr. krabs the sex addict8 days ago

    I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)

  78. Pat Last

    Pat Last8 days ago

    St. Dismas from his cross -(right next to Jesus Christ on His Cross) [Luke 23:41] "And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this man hath done no evil." The Bible justifies the Death Penalty! The Antichrist Revealed: mreporter.net/v/video-SPs7jdfaib0.html

  79. Wanderlust 7224

    Wanderlust 72248 days ago

    That Fortnite headline is literally the ‘get on top of the fridge’ vine

  80. theroyalguardian

    theroyalguardian8 days ago

    Man some parents are retarded

  81. Zach Byler

    Zach Byler8 days ago

    Check out and subscribe to the channel "Kourtney Shales" here on MReporter! It's a good time! She is trying to grow!

  82. This is Fine YT

    This is Fine YT8 days ago

    what is this world coming to

  83. MEME LORD

    MEME LORD8 days ago

    WHat The Crap is that gameplay game

  84. Samuel Contreras

    Samuel Contreras8 days ago

    Snowflake softy pope

  85. i cleary

    i cleary8 days ago

    Cant stand this guy He knows nothing about the United States. Why doesn't he talk about the genocide going on with white farmers back in his country? The government of South Africais decided it is taking away white farmers land without compensation and giving it to blacks Who don't necessarily know how to farm. They are villainizing the white farmers which is causing Horrendous violence towards them. The result of this disgusting policy iwill be a genocide of white people and starvation for the remaining south africans if they can't farm themselves. Just like Zimbabwe. It's a apalling at this idiot is calls the U. S racist.

  86. ihateclowns7

    ihateclowns78 days ago

    I really hate apple and fortnite

  87. Vuirugo

    Vuirugo8 days ago

    out of all games you can teach a kid to play you chose fucking fortnite what happened to this planet

  88. Jordan Bostick

    Jordan Bostick8 days ago

    "pika pikaaaa". I'm dead 😂

  89. Sterling Hammond

    Sterling Hammond8 days ago

    Everyday we stray farther from gods light

  90. Pierce Fortnite

    Pierce Fortnite8 days ago

    Talks about Battle Royals coaches... Shows Save The World.

  91. Steve Polychronopolous

    Steve Polychronopolous8 days ago

    Makes $4 million a year with a net worth of almost $20 mil. Yeah. Real man of the people.

  92. WhomIsThat

    WhomIsThat8 days ago

    The fortnite image used on the thumbnail isn't what most play

  93. Rgr Hh

    Rgr Hh8 days ago

    Woah

  94. J Pacleb

    J Pacleb8 days ago

    Notice Noah's views are getting less and less. I wonder why?

  95. Ian Rastall

    Ian Rastall8 days ago

    It's acceptable to attack Christianity, I guess (?), though Trevor Noah would never make jokes like that about Islam or Judaism. Not that he's capable of seeing that subtlety.

  96. Orbis Dux

    Orbis Dux8 days ago

    one person doesn't have to. Read everything online and you'll see why he doesn't need to, people are racist against them, no need to add to it.

  97. Sour Nordon

    Sour Nordon8 days ago

    Why do people like this guy? His jokes aren’t even funny. -_-

  98. Rotties

    Rotties8 days ago

    This guy is so unfunny.

  99. Evan Tatusko

    Evan Tatusko8 days ago

    Fortnite sucks.

  100. Behizy

    Behizy8 days ago

    Man I love this world

  101. Erick Toledo

    Erick Toledo8 days ago

    This is straight up stupid, I mean seriously. I like to play Fortnite every once in a while, but for the fact there is coaches is just insane. The last thing I want to hear is little kids yelling they are better than me all the time. Besides the only real way to get good is by having your ass beatened until you know the strats.

  102. Alix Mordant

    Alix Mordant8 days ago

    @ Trevor Noah, comment on this: www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/09/argentina-abortion-defeat-shows-enduring-power-of-catholic-church The Catholic Church is a force of evil due to its treatment of women as second class humans and the denial of reproductive rights. The question of abortion is not the only problem, the BAN OF CONTRACEPTIVES makes their agenda even more hideous. If the media and politicians do not face the truth that the Catholic Church is based on misogyny, they are aiding injustice. Contraceptives free women to make the decision how many children they want and when. Because of contraceptives they are able to learn, study and find (good) work. The ban of contraceptives and the connected issue of legal abortion show the true colours of the Catholic Church: confining women to the role of wive and mother, and the domestic realm. This is unacceptable. It is time for people around the world to see the truth about the inhumane anti-women agenda of the "Church". The shift of the Vatican`s power away from "the West" is an alarming sign. The "Church" is using vulnerable, often poor and/or under-educated people to push their regressive agenda. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE UNIVERSAL! And women are human beings, deserving the same rights as men. It is high time for everyone with a consciousness to "dump" the Catholic Church because of their unashamed promotion of the idea that women are basically only defined as vessels for offspring. And Pope Francis is not the radical progressive innovator that liberals want to see in him. On the question of women, he is as stubborn as the rest of his "old men`s club" in Rome. Quote: *If anyone needs evidence of the continuing power of the Catholic church, the vote in Argentina’s senate to maintain the country’s ban on almost all abortions provides it. The failure of the bill to legalise abortion in the first 14 weeks of pregnancy is a blow to the majority of Argentinians, who backed reform, and to thousands of women forced to resort to illegal terminations.* *But it will be hailed by the church, and in particular by Pope Francis, the first Argentinian pontiff. Despite progressive views on many social justice issues, he has remained unyielding on matters relating to women’s control of their bodies. Francis, who was archbishop of Buenos Aires before being elected pope in 2013, has maintained close links to the country of his birth. According to the Clarín newspaper, he personally requested anti-abortion legislators to lobby their senate colleagues to reject the bill. Priests and bishops spoke forcefully against abortion from the pulpit. (...)* *A few weeks ago, Pope Francis described abortion as the “white glove” equivalent of the Nazi-era eugenics programme. (...) He urged families to accept children “as God gives them to us”.* There is nothing more hypocritical than a wifeless, childless, sexless old man telling (often poor, often little educated) women what to do with their one life and their reproductive organs. If I would believe in a God, I would say he and all his priests should go to hell, as they deserve.

  103. Shahzeb Afroze

    Shahzeb Afroze8 days ago

    Who disliked the video? This video was one of his best

  104. Christopher Wells

    Christopher Wells8 days ago

    The Pope is an anti-christ, pedophile protecting wolf in sheeps clothing. Burn in hell bastard.