a brutally honest conversation


  1. *Novemberist 9*

    *Novemberist 9*3 days ago

    My and my old high school friends.

  2. Nicholas S.

    Nicholas S.12 days ago

    I feel personally attacked

  3. ImmoZer0

    ImmoZer013 days ago

    Someone needs to make this reach 800,000,000 views so they can have this exact exchange 800,000,000 times

  4. Shohiko

    Shohiko20 days ago

    Uuuugh literally, I'm trying to change that habit in my own life. Makes me feel so lonely and I'm like "no one ever reaches out to me" and then I'm like "well I never reach out to anyone else either so I can't really use that excuse".

  5. josephine cap

    josephine cap24 days ago

    thats me to my work buds,i act like i want to hang out but i don't. at all.

  6. joshtr 2000

    joshtr 200026 days ago

    So true.

  7. WideMouthWideMouthia

    WideMouthWideMouthiaMonth ago

    I wish people could talk like this. Extroverts turn every conversation into an ingenious exchange of expected responses.

  8. Fr00sk

    Fr00skMonth ago

    Holy fuck this is so honest

  9. Seth Iverson

    Seth IversonMonth ago


  10. Weebus Christ The Hentai God

    Weebus Christ The Hentai GodMonth ago

    Mom: You should go outside and make some friends. Me: Fuck that! I have waifus.

  11. Mir Lyu

    Mir LyuMonth ago

    팩폭인데 서로 스플래시가 너무 쌘거 아니냐...

  12. William Davidson

    William DavidsonMonth ago

    This sounds like something form Seinfeld

  13. Onihikage

    OnihikageMonth ago


  14. Patrick Yang

    Patrick YangMonth ago

    *When I talk to friends of my friends.* I only care about *my* friends, but not their friends. I don't hate those guys, but they don't matter to me until we hang out. Which is usually never.

  15. Magic ZIF

    Magic ZIFMonth ago


  16. m0L3ify

    m0L3ify2 months ago

    Oh look. It's me and my brother.

  17. Yukki Goddess of Creativity and Music

    Yukki Goddess of Creativity and Music2 months ago

    Why is this me and my classmates

  18. Azaraki Dragon

    Azaraki Dragon2 months ago

    Holy shit, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

  19. The shape of evil

    The shape of evil2 months ago

    I can't even start up a conversation, whenever I try to, the first thing I say is "I'm sorry"

  20. Danny Cam

    Danny Cam2 months ago

    i learned this from an "advice about dating" site but it applies to any kind of relationship, friends, coworkers, family, anything. when someone says they wanna do something with /go out with you / etc, always plan an actual date if you seriously want to accept the invitation. "sometime/someday/etc" is always understood as a polite way of declining. if you're the one asking, have a date in mind in advance otherwise just asking for "someday" is understood as just being polite not seriously asking to go. if you have a date, that forces you to get together and reschedule if you can't go so you have a reason to stay in touch instead of just never hearing from each other again. if you really wanted to go and want to know if the other person seriously wants to go with you or is just being polite, a date forces them to actually make a firm decision and be honest with you. "someday" is imaginary and a real actual date is reality. if they say "yes on this day" then they want to go, if they say "yeah, someday/sometime/later" then they are politely declining/not actually interested. same applies to asking your family member to do the dishes or wanting your friend to look at your artwork. "I will later" = just give up and wash them yourself / your art is boring but i don't want to hurt your feelings. the video is bittersweet when you get to the sad point in your life that you finally realize "someday" and "later" aren't on a calendar or clock because they don't exist, therefore it's impossible to ever do anything at those times, and you've been looking forward to seeing people who never had any intention of actually bothering with you.

  21. Madeleine x

    Madeleine x2 months ago

    a conversation I have with my coworkers every Friday

  22. Jamirimaj

    Jamirimaj2 months ago

    Add the fact that sometimes, you initiate conversation with someone you really don't like


    YOONGICHI2 months ago

    But...their hanging out right now

  24. princess sydney

    princess sydney2 months ago

    More like... (with a friend I'm about to cut off) Girl: "we should hang out sometime this summer!" Me: "sure!" Me: (thinking) but we never will because I see that you literally have no ambition and will only hold me back. We're in a study group, yet I'm the only one bringing answers while you copy me. I'm going to cut you off after this and hope I never see you again because I'm too passive aggressive to actually tell you this.

  25. MaNAME JEFF!

    MaNAME JEFF!2 months ago

    The amount of truth and wisdom in this video is unbelievable! I’m literally crying.....

  26. Aidan Tring

    Aidan Tring2 months ago

    Omg this is so true

  27. Nathan Glancy

    Nathan Glancy2 months ago


  28. Gav Art

    Gav Art2 months ago

    I do this…

  29. Evil Immorality

    Evil Immorality2 months ago

    Oof this hurts, too real

  30. al videos

    al videos2 months ago

    Sorry, college humor did this one first, but your stuff is hilarious man.

  31. Alejandro the Starving Anthropologist

    Alejandro the Starving Anthropologist3 months ago

    Biggest mood

  32. [ deathrodamus ]

    [ deathrodamus ]3 months ago

    I can relate to this.

  33. Some Person

    Some Person3 months ago

    Is this just an American thing or something? I hate this social convention BS lol. I’m American btw

  34. Aditya Purwanto

    Aditya Purwanto3 months ago

    It's just feel nice to know someone.

  35. TheJanitor Ross

    TheJanitor Ross3 months ago

    This shouldn't be as fun as it is. But it is. Brava.

  36. John Reed

    John Reed3 months ago

    *inhales* Actually that would be impossible. The average human lifespan in developped countries is about 80 years or 30000 days. That means you would need to have this exchange about 26667 times a day. Considering it lasts about 20 seconds, this means you would need about 533334 seconds to do it. However, there is only about 80000 seconds every day. Therefore, this is impossible. -Someone with way too much time on their hands.

  37. s b

    s b3 months ago

    This happens so many times with me. (~n~)

  38. 2ManMob Raps

    2ManMob Raps3 months ago

    Can't believe Justin Y. ain't here

  39. Mark Mckenna

    Mark Mckenna3 months ago

    Well this is, honestly depressing.

  40. Seth Jansson

    Seth Jansson3 months ago

    Meanwhile, in heaven with god and Jesus Christ...

  41. etherial umbra

    etherial umbra3 months ago

    This hurts. It's so relatable.

  42. IDon'tCare ThisWorldSucks

    IDon'tCare ThisWorldSucks3 months ago

    This touched my soul.

  43. Bernadette Ordos

    Bernadette Ordos3 months ago

    This is exactly me.

  44. TaintedRainbow YT

    TaintedRainbow YT3 months ago

    Socializing? W-what is socializing? A MReporter channel? No? Doesn't matter, cause as far as im concerned it sounds like a waste of my life

  45. inuyashasmells

    inuyashasmells3 months ago

    Hidekane in a nutshell

  46. Elite Sport Tapes

    Elite Sport Tapes3 months ago


  47. Aquarius Gaming

    Aquarius Gaming3 months ago

    Some of the good viners never give up Edit: -then there's logan paul...- We don't talk about logan anymore.

  48. Robert Palermo

    Robert Palermo3 months ago

    I can relate to this from mai very soul

  49. Glenn T K

    Glenn T K3 months ago

    not gonna lie or brag but multiple people have told me that i'm too brutally honest and i dont really know why.

  50. Miya

    Miya3 months ago

    Question: is there anybody out there that has said that and actually ended up hanging out with the person?

  51. Hope J

    Hope J3 months ago

    Me on the last day of school

  52. The RecStudi0

    The RecStudi03 months ago

    When you talk to “old friends”

  53. Prederick

    Prederick3 months ago

    Alternate title for this video: "Turning 30"

  54. Hourglass776

    Hourglass7763 months ago

    (hello darkness my old friend)

  55. Beeeplaty

    Beeeplaty3 months ago


  56. Lawrence Gist

    Lawrence Gist3 months ago

    P1 to P2: How are you do- P3: Hold up. Why are you discussing this when they'll most likely answer with 'good' regardless of how they're actually feeling because that's the only socially acceptable response for some reason? P1: Umm...hi? P2: Hi? P1: ... P2: ... P1: Bye. P2: Bye. P3: Perfect! 10/10!

  57. NewGodFlow89

    NewGodFlow893 months ago


  58. Nathaniel Soss

    Nathaniel Soss3 months ago

    Yo why you calling me out like this.

  59. Pianimae21

    Pianimae213 months ago

    You’d be hanging out quite a bit if you’re having that convo 800 million times...

  60. Analai Kenobi

    Analai Kenobi3 months ago

    wil someone pls make a video of this looping 800 million times?

  61. Winona M

    Winona M3 months ago


  62. SuperWiiBros08

    SuperWiiBros083 months ago

    lol same....... :(

  63. Quatro Davis

    Quatro Davis3 months ago

    He's not wrong

  64. Crislak

    Crislak3 months ago

    Am I the only one that initiates something like that and actually attempts to go through with it?

  65. Pix-BitGaming

    Pix-BitGaming3 months ago

    Why do I relate

  66. Fullmetal Shenron

    Fullmetal Shenron3 months ago

    This man has surpassed expectations

  67. 124Nightwing

    124Nightwing3 months ago

    Me and my friends over summer break.

  68. poopy2010tative

    poopy2010tative3 months ago

    Maybe if you are honest with each other you could correct your obvious personality flaws.

  69. Genzai

    Genzai3 months ago

    It really do be like that

  70. Jose Milian

    Jose Milian3 months ago

    I always tell people don't tell me we should hang out.

  71. Wan Adzhar

    Wan Adzhar3 months ago

    Aren't you guys hanging out right now?

  72. Illsildur

    Illsildur3 months ago

    Work friends lmao

  73. Caleb Fullmer

    Caleb Fullmer3 months ago

    Binge the episodes with all of your excitement, and your journey toward childhood closure will be complete.

  74. The Ark-Ham Sandwich

    The Ark-Ham Sandwich3 months ago

    I'm doing this right now while watching this video.

  75. ReddyUp

    ReddyUp3 months ago


  76. nikz200

    nikz2003 months ago


  77. Snakebird Nephilem

    Snakebird Nephilem4 months ago

    me with everyone

  78. Robert Herman

    Robert Herman4 months ago

    Holy shit this is the truest thing to ever appear on the internet.

  79. Buzzy Bland

    Buzzy Bland4 months ago

    God damn this is my life.

  80. 5ilver42

    5ilver424 months ago


  81. Abdulkadir Ali

    Abdulkadir Ali4 months ago

    T.T.....lol XD

  82. Robert France

    Robert France4 months ago


  83. I Sbammo I

    I Sbammo I4 months ago

    *I'm sending this to the friend it's making me think of right now.*

  84. Oh my Gaho

    Oh my Gaho4 months ago

    ducking me omfg haha

  85. cynicalPunditVA

    cynicalPunditVA4 months ago

    I hate this. Because it's the truth.

  86. Vincent

    Vincent4 months ago

    too real...

  87. Alejandro Murdoch

    Alejandro Murdoch4 months ago

    But isn’t that the hanging out

  88. Trish K

    Trish K4 months ago

    Me at my high school reunion...

  89. OmmiSombra

    OmmiSombra4 months ago

    Every girl I meet

  90. Gio Cervantes

    Gio Cervantes4 months ago

    Oh shit, so I shouldn't try to actually hang out? No wonder it never works out. FmyfuccingL.

  91. Song 4

    Song 44 months ago

    My dad used to play Bluegrass Music and my mom would always go to his shows and this is basically the Convention Equivalent of going to Bluegrass Concerts in the Mid 2000s, Taking Pictures and telling someone ''I'll email them to you''. Nobody ever Emails anyone anything yet it gets said more than 800,000 times.

  92. [TRD] CalibreGMD

    [TRD] CalibreGMD4 months ago

    Literally my life story

  93. Nathan Fleming

    Nathan Fleming4 months ago

    “But am I gonna???”

  94. Pretorian V2

    Pretorian V24 months ago


  95. Mushroom

    Mushroom4 months ago

    This dude looks like an even fatter david so

  96. Eman DeMoan

    Eman DeMoan3 months ago

    Mushroom David lost alota weight tho! Check out his ig nowadays

  97. Captain Doomsday

    Captain Doomsday4 months ago


  98. 19thHour

    19thHour4 months ago

    I watched the entire playlist and it only took me a couple hours. ProZD you are an excellent comedian.

  99. 14dj

    14dj4 months ago

    so you will never hang out with your good looking twin brother? same, just that mine is'nt even half as good looking as your.....

  100. Yami Muzo

    Yami Muzo4 months ago

    Ive only just found your channel, and even though your probably never see this i thik your skits are the funniest thing ive ever seen on youtube in years. Please do more and keep them relatable!

  101. chloe chang

    chloe chang4 months ago

    having this conversation 800 million times would take over 480 years, better get cracking!